Beneath the gound floor level, behind closed doors, and all the way to the bottom of the building, Emily was in the back corner of the basement. She is with her kitty Mystery looking through the abandoned record collection of House of Fun Records that closed back in 1995. " I can't believe this is still unopened," she flips the record over and reads the release date, "January one, nineteen seventy. Cool." Box after box, stack after stack, of all the records she rifled through tonight, she finally had one of her dear favorites in her hand. Suddenly a sliver of light caught Emily's eye from the wall to the right of her. She drops to one knee and freezes into an action pose to peer ahead into the line of light coming from the wall. Mystery scratches her way to the top of a box from behind Emily and snaps to attention once she sees Emily's posture. They both creep up to the hole in the wall and look in. Mystery zig zags just behind each of Emily's steps. Peeking in the hole she says to herself, "Some kind of recording room that looks..." in mid thought, a large eyeball fills the hole and startles Emily backwards! Mystery jumps in front of Emily and shows her left paw claws. " What are you doing?" leaks out a low gruff voice from the hole in the wall. " ...Shopping. What are you doing?" Emily creeps closer with even more interest than before. " I'm trying to finish my last track." " ...If it's rock n roll, can I hear it?" Their eyes meet eye to eye. " ...OK. C'mon in." The eye slides away to the side. Starting with one finger in the hole, Emily begins pulling apart the wall, chunk by chunk, until she and Mystery can squeeze though the new door. As if making doors like this is no big deal, Emily casually follows 'Mr. Eye' towards the main control deck. The hidden room was full of recording equipment and smelled like gasoline and electrical shortages. " You're Iggy Pop, huh?" Emily easily recognizes him. "Can I ask you a few questions?" SURE I know in the past you wanted to be a dog, do you ever want to be a cat? NO, NEVER! DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND. As Chairman of the Bored, what mundane activities do you enjoy? RELAXING IN THE SUN AND SIPPING MY WINE. Does your phone ring a lot? YES...IN FACT, IT'S RINGING NOW. Do you have nightmares? I ACTUALLY SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT AND DON'T REMEMBER MY DREAMS AT ALL. How often do you write music or lyrics? WHENEVER I GET A CHANCE.  LYRICS ARE IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME. When was the last time you had absolutely No Fun? I ENJOY LIFE, LIFE IS NEVER A DULL MOMENT FOR ME. What do you grow in your garden? ORANGES What inspires you to have a Lust for Life? LIFE ITSELF, PLUS MY GIRL AND MY DOG. What is your favorite album that you have recorded? HONESTLY, I ENJOYED ALL OF THEM.   I WAS IN A GREAT PLACE EVERYTIME. What is the last album you listened to? SKULL RING...YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A LISTEN. Where did you get that skull ring on your new album? I'VE HAD IT FOREVER.... How's it feel to record with the bro's again? IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERENCE, LIKE WE WERE NEVER APART. What are some of your favorite bands that you are embarrassed to admit? I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. What do you like about getting older? WHO'S GETTING OLDER?!  I'M A KID AT HEART.  LOOK AT ME! What is the strangest thing you've done in the past year? THIS INTERVIEW.... How often do you get lost? RIGHT NOW, THANKS.