Horrorscopes for February 9, 2010 |
| Aries |
Rest easy. Your time is up. |
| Taurus |
Is that computer really your best friend? |
| Gemini |
Take a good, hard look in a cracked mirror and decide which person you wanna be. |
| Cancer |
Decision, decisions, just blow it all off. |
| Leo |
Do androids really dream of electric sheep? |
| Virgo |
There is absolutely no help for your kind. sorry. |
| Libra |
Redefine the meaning of 'bad meaning good'. |
| Scorpio |
That was a good break-up. |
| Sagittarius |
Relish in the mundane hours of the day. |
| Capricorn |
Once made of clay, now an empty shell. |
| Aquarius |
Be resourceful when it comes to making enemies. |
| Pisces |
Home is where the dark is. |
| Lupa |
Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
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Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac
sign for your little kitty pet... |
