Horrorscopes for May 22, 2013 |
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| Aries | When's day? You mean when's night? |
| Taurus | A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad |
| Gemini | Open your eyes and understand it's better to sleep. |
| Cancer | Rain Will Come! |
| Leo | Don't take it personally... |
| Virgo | "You're all coming home with me" -Mystery |
| Libra | Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough |
| Scorpio | Pre-school drop out. |
| Sagittarius | Your presence will dominate. |
| Capricorn | Once upon a time there was a strange Capricorn on the internet... |
| Aquarius | Your outlook is as black as black gets. |
| Pisces | You will find the perfect projectile. Keep looking. |
| Lupa | Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
| Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet... |
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