Horrorscopes for May 16, 2012 |
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| Aries | The good guys are not amused. Keep it up! |
| Taurus | You are the Queen of the underground. |
| Gemini | Greet the thing that should not be... |
| Cancer | Read between the line... |
| Leo | Save time next week by breaking clocks this week. |
| Virgo | Beware of the dark side, you will like it. |
| Libra | Don't be surprised if people pretent not to care you exist. |
| Scorpio | Is someone watching me? |
| Sagittarius | What are they doing with your taxes?!?! |
| Capricorn | Someone remains a mystery... |
| Aquarius | Are your hands tied behind your back? |
| Pisces | Work at night for the Underground... |
| Lupa | Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
| Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet... |
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