Horrorscopes for February 3, 2012 |
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| Aries | You've come to the right place at the wrong time. |
| Taurus | Your keyboard is really a ouija board... |
| Gemini | Mischief is contagious, pass it on. |
| Cancer | Take care of that moontan. |
| Leo | Forget computers, I'm gettin' an Etch-A-Sketch. |
| Virgo | Under achiever over believer... |
| Libra | You are still the definition of WIERD! |
| Scorpio | Back in black and feeling fine! |
| Sagittarius | Your presence will dominate. |
| Capricorn | Change come from within... |
| Aquarius | Your outlook is as black as black gets. |
| Pisces | Sell your muffler on ebay this week. |
| Lupa | Untouched catfood = birds = better meal. |
| Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet... |
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