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Badlibs




Use Emily's Badlibs to write your own strange stories and send them to friends! Just fill-in the appropriate types of words or phrases and Emily's kitties will purrfectly process your words into an ESPecially strange (and funny) story! For everyone who might not use English as they're first language, here's a little English grammar lesson:

NOUNS: real objects, like cats, bags and sandwiches.
VERBS: actions, like smash, crush and sneeze.
ADJECTIVES: words that describe nouns, like gross, nerdy or awesome.
ADJECTIVERBS: words that don't really exist to describe non-nouns.
WEIRD COLOR: asphatium-orchre platinum, Xeniesttes Red, blue, yellow.
SILLY FOOD: rubbery olive berries, plane snacks, juicy paw paws.
 
 

CHOOSE A BADLIB TO START YOUR STORY!

 
 

THE LOST DAYS: HOW TO PLAY CALAMITY POKER

 
 

FORGET THE ODDITORIUM, THE FREAK SHOW'S IN TOWN!

 
 

ANOTHER TYPICAL DAY AT BLANCHESTER UNIFIED HIGH SCHOOL

 
 

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE BROKEN DOLL HEADS?

 
 

A LAB EXPERIMENT GONE HORRIBLY WRONG