Good Nightmares

Emily Strange Good Nightmares Glossary
 

Discover the true meaning of your nightmares in Emily's online glossary to her best-selling book Good Nightmares! Learn what your dreams are really telling you! (This glossary was originally going to be in the back of the book, but has only recently been DECLASSIFIED for the public use)

Growing a tail Because you can't grow a beard!
Sleepwalking You know exactly where you are going in your life
Guitars without strings You ignore rules of convention
Black Diamonds You can see in the night during a new moon
White cat Imminent kitty death forewarning
Bed of nails You sleep very well at night
Books Read the fine print on all contractual agreements
City lights Possible botched laser eye surgery
Crossed fingers Bad luck awaits
Breaking pencils Prepare for more skateboard injuries
Black clothing You're covered in good luck
Missing the bus You're on the right track, keep moving
Spiders You will be bitten by a spider the next day
Bats Write down your runaway thoughts
Black cats Wear black for the next three days
Fighting Better watch your back on Friday nights!
Ghosts Your Ouija board worked last night!
Broken Mirrors You have multiple personalities
Fire Replace your home's red curtains with black curtains
Skeleton Key You found the key to your heart!
Straitjacket You need more time alone
Magnifying glass You have a fascination with small fires
Insomnia Never enough EmilyStrange.com
Laboratory BEWARE! A meeting of the minds!
Ladybugs Annoying girls at school will cross your path
Black and red stripes Cautious ally will seek your assistance
Black and white stripes Dangerous enemy within striking distance
Forgetting your pants at school Bring your slingshot tomorrow
Dying in your dream Time to wake up
   
Eating fruit Your secret garden needs fertilizer
Empty House It's quite possible, you have no brain
Red Ropes Your favorite collection is turning into an obsession
Whispering trees Don't leave any secrets lying around on Sunday!
Skateboard You can go anywhere twice as fast as others
Puzzle pieces You are missing one crucial item
Dreaming in color You will have a bad trip tomorrow
Dreaming in black & white Your brain cells are all dried up
Dreaming in ascii You draw too much and read too little
Running in place Because your skateboard is broken
Walking on tree stumps Look towards an environmental cause
Shadow You must keep an close eye on yourself
Skeletons You need more exercise
Transformation More mind lab experiments!
Webs Too much time spent on the internet
Computer Eat at a table for a change
Red flowers Mass communication without representation
Falling upwards You 'might' have a microscope accident soon
Eightball Keep a daily dream diary then ask an eightball at midnight
Firecrackers Uh, you enjoy yellow squash(?)
Ladder Your superstitions are bunk, switch to urban myths
Robots Someone's idea of global domination is closer than you think!
Labyrinth You were a muppet in a previous life
Garden A secret is best when kept a secret
Being invisible You have nothing to hide
Losing your head You don't need that appendage
Two headed cat Low self-esteem
Three headed cat Egotism
Four headed cat You are a megalomaniac!
   

DISCLAIMER: This glossary is not intended to diagnose or treat any disease, Illness, Malady, Gross Sicknesses, Nail-Biting, Cutting, Double-Jointedness,
Nightmare Disorders, unspecified cases of Bipolar IV.72 Disorder, Single Manic Episodes, Severe Without Psychotic Features, Caffeine-Induced Sleep Disorder,
Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder, Chronic Motor or Vocal Tic Disorder, Delusional Disorder, Dementia Due to Head Trauma, Night Terrors, Expressive Language Disorder,
Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent or In Full Remission Mood Disorder NOS, Phase of Life Problem, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bedtime Pyromania,
Reading Disorder, Insomnia Related to Axis II Disorder (COD2.1), Schizophrenia - Disorganized Type, Wicked Tongue Tourette's Disorder, and/or Stuttering.
Not approved by the FDA.


Emily Strange Good Nightmares Glossary