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Discover the true meaning of your nightmares in Emily's online glossary to her best-selling book Good Nightmares! Learn what your dreams are really telling you! (This glossary was originally going to be in the back of the book, but has only recently been DECLASSIFIED for the public use)


Growing a tail	Because you can't grow a beard!
Sleepwalking	You know exactly where you are going in your life
Guitars without strings	You ignore rules of convention
Black Diamonds	You can see in the night during a new moon
White cat	Imminent kitty death forewarning
Bed of nails	You sleep very well at night
Books	Read the fine print on all contractual agreements
City lights	Possible botched laser eye surgery
Crossed fingers	Bad luck awaits
Breaking pencils	Prepare for more skateboard injuries
Black clothing	You're covered in good luck
Missing the bus	You're on the right track, keep moving
Spiders	You will be bitten by a spider the next day
Bats	Write down your runaway thoughts
Black cats	Wear black for the next three days
Fighting	Better watch your back on Friday nights!
Ghosts	Your Ouija board worked last night!
Broken Mirrors	You have multiple personalities
Fire	Replace your home's red curtains with black curtains
Skeleton Key	You found the key to your heart!
Straitjacket	You need more time alone
Magnifying glass	You have a fascination with small fires
Insomnia	Never enough EmilyStrange.com
Laboratory	BEWARE! A meeting of the minds!
Ladybugs	Annoying girls at school will cross your path
Black and red stripes	Cautious ally will seek your assistance
Black and white stripes	Dangerous enemy within striking distance
Forgetting your pants at school	Bring your slingshot tomorrow
Dying in your dream	Time to wake up


Eating fruit	Your secret garden needs fertilizer
Empty House	It's quite possible, you have no brain
Red Ropes	Your favorite collection is turning into an obsession
Whispering trees	Don't leave any secrets lying around on Sunday!
Skateboard	You can go anywhere twice as fast as others
Puzzle pieces	You are missing one crucial item
Dreaming in color	You will have a bad trip tomorrow
Dreaming in black & white	Your brain cells are all dried up
Dreaming in ascii	You draw too much and read too little
Running in place	Because your skateboard is broken
Walking on tree stumps	Look towards an environmental cause
Shadow	You must keep an close eye on yourself
Skeletons	You need more exercise
Transformation	More mind lab experiments!
Webs	Too much time spent on the internet
Computer	Eat at a table for a change
Red flowers	Mass communication without representation
Falling upwards	You 'might' have a microscope accident soon
Eightball	Keep a daily dream diary then ask an eightball at midnight
Firecrackers	Uh, you enjoy yellow squash(?)
Ladder	Your superstitions are bunk, switch to urban myths
Robots	Someone's idea of global domination is closer than you think!
Labyrinth	You were a muppet in a previous life
Garden	A secret is best when kept a secret
Being invisible	You have nothing to hide
Losing your head	You don't need that appendage
Two headed cat	Low self-esteem
Three headed cat	Egotism
Four headed cat	You are a megalomaniac!

DISCLAIMER: This glossary is not intended to diagnose or treat any disease, Illness, Malady, Gross Sicknesses, Nail-Biting, Cutting, Double-Jointedness,
Nightmare Disorders, unspecified cases of Bipolar IV.72 Disorder, Single Manic Episodes, Severe Without Psychotic Features, Caffeine-Induced Sleep Disorder,
Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder, Chronic Motor or Vocal Tic Disorder, Delusional Disorder, Dementia Due to Head Trauma, Night Terrors, Expressive Language Disorder,
Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent or In Full Remission Mood Disorder NOS, Phase of Life Problem, Schizoaffective Disorder, Bedtime Pyromania,
Reading Disorder, Insomnia Related to Axis II Disorder (COD2.1), Schizophrenia - Disorganized Type, Wicked Tongue Tourette's Disorder, and/or Stuttering.
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